[Are you attracted to this?!]
Michelle really liked this. :) I do too.
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My friend Andrew P. took this picture.
Thought it was perfect.

Michelle really liked this. :) I do too.

xxinfinityxdeltaxx:

My friend Andrew P. took this picture.

Thought it was perfect.

tyleroakley:

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

tyleroakley:

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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Jimmy: Are you on facebook or any of that stuff?Emma: No, I had to delete my facebook.Jimmy: Why?Emma: Because I got addicted to FarmVille. Have you see people that are like, “Dadada needs help building their barn. Donate a nail! Or a board!” Jimmy: It’s a fake farm…Emma: It’s a fake farm, but it doesn’t feel fake, Jimmy. Jimmy: You’re getting crazy, you’re getting crazy!Emma: I was leaving dinners… to harvest. Real dinners!
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Jimmy: Are you on facebook or any of that stuff?
Emma: No, I had to delete my facebook.
Jimmy: Why?
Emma: Because I got addicted to FarmVille. Have you see people that are like, “Dadada needs help building their barn. Donate a nail! Or a board!” 
Jimmy: It’s a fake farm…
Emma: It’s a fake farm, but it doesn’t feel fake, Jimmy
Jimmy: You’re getting crazy, you’re getting crazy!
Emma: I was leaving dinners… to harvest. Real dinners!

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When all of my best friends go to a super fun party without me

I was hiding under your porch because I love you.

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It’s FREE SHIRT FRIDAY! Which means you could win this shirt or any of my other shirts - just from tweeting! Push the “TWEET THIS” button of any shirt you want and you could win - enter as much as you want for as many as you want - all day long :]

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also… I likely think about sex more than 10 times a day..